I was perched outside in the pouring rain

Trying to make myself a sail

Then I'll float to you my darlin'

With the evening on my tail

Although not the most honest means of travel

It gets me there nonetheless

I'm a heartless man at worst,babe

and a helpless one at best

Darling I'll bathe your skin

I'll even wash your clothes

Just give me some candy

Before I go

Oh darling I'll kiss your eyes

and lay you down on your rug

Just give me some candy

After my hug

(Oh,darling I..)

(Oh,darling I..)

I was perched outside in the pouring rain

Trying to make myself a sail

Then I'll float to you my darlin'

With the evening on my tail

Although not the most honest means of travel

It gets me there nonetheless

I'm a heartless man at worst,babe

and a helpless one at best

Darling I'll bathe your skin

I'll even wash your clothes

Just give me some candy

Before I go

Oh darling I'll kiss your eyes

and lay you down on your rug

Just give me some candy

After my hug