作词 : Graham Lewis

作曲 : Colin Newman

Wanna I be a field day for the Sundays so they can **** up my life

Embarass my wife and leave a bad taste

Striped That toothpaste can't remove on Monday mornings

I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can show

Pictures of me with a nude on page three so lacking in taste

Touched up near the waist looking as limp as Monday morning

Up Touched near the waist looking as limp as Monday morning